I wasn’t gonna reblog this but
the fucking frozen jeans
I laughed my ass off when that disclaimer rolled across the credits, and no one else in my theater noticed. IT WAS A TRAVESTY.
Hmm, no, no one on tumblr would possibly get this
Gee, I really khan’t solve this. It’s not Lokin’ good.
Monster Date Problems.
Comics I’ve been making for my college newspaper. The one getting laid left and right is Jim, and the loner is Marcus.
Go ahead and ask anything you want. No topic is off limits.
I have a feeling no one’s going to ask, but I’m reblogging anyway just in case
I will reblog for my followers.
No one ever asks me anything so…
This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine. She’s the reason I wake up everyday and I watch her show every morning. She just radiates so much joy and happiness and she gives me hope. It’s really my dream to be able to meet her. Unfortunately, due to a long waiting list, the Wish Foundation told me I probably wouldn’t be able to meet her within my short timeline. But I see miracles happen all the time.. therefore I won’t give up on my dream. I thought that maybe if this gets enough attention, someone from the Ellen Show would come across it, or maybe even Ellen herself will know of me and my wish to meet her. Please, help me make my wish come true.
No seriously what the fuck would they do without bilbo around to point shit out.
When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby
how s that less scary
Everybody’s talking about being a mistletoe virgin
I haven’t even seen mistletoe in real life
do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again
Everyone is wondering why capaldi’s doctor cant fly the Tardis, seriously did you even watch doctor who? Every doctor after regenerating becomes unstable often including memory loss, Paul McGann’s doctor literally forgot he was a time lord.
The Third Doctor passed out for days, waking up only to violently cuddle his shoes, and then made a wild escape on a wheelchair.