you said the mountain ash could point to a werewolf, do you think it could instead point to Gerard because of the mountain ash that was in his system? and that comment Kate made to Peter about 'he's still alive' could that have been about Scott or Gerard or someone. though it would be odd for Peter to thank god Gerard is alive.

offthepreserve:

I assume the “he’s still alive” comment was more than likely about Scott because Kate pretty much figured out Scott wasn’t dead when she saw Chris’ super snazzy watch and quickly reported back. Which means that Scott is very important to Peter. 

As for Gerard I don’t really see any reason why he would be connected to the Martin’s lake house being made from Mountain Ash? This was something Lorraine did and left for Lydia. Although Gerard and Lorraine both being grandparents and of the same generation could have known each other? Everything could end up being connected but for different reasons!!!! Basically it could be Gerard but I don’t think the Mountain Ash is a clue per se. I think it’s just protection. 

Peter jump started Lydia’s powers with his bite. This is just speculation but I think if he hadn’t bitten her Lydia’s powers might have otherwise kicked in on her 18th birthday? So what did Lorraine want her to do on that day? Throw the Mountain Ash into the lake and thus effectively completing the circle and making a safe space in the lake house.

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just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun


Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.
                                                 ... Me too, Al.
Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.
                                                 ... Me too, Al.
Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

countingmyfeathers:

I’m in the “I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad” club. 

cracked:

You once said Death is nature’s way of saying “your table’s ready.” We wish we could’ve waited with you a little longer.

cracked:

You once said Death is nature’s way of saying “your table’s ready.” We wish we could’ve waited with you a little longer.

burgerkinginthenorth:

Despite all our differences I think we can all agree on one thing

Robin Williams was a fucking gift to humanity

ohcurtains:

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

what an amazing story

borl2008:

Yup

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

bramblepatch:

I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

sourcedumal:

dstroym:

Bras we have known.

(via LOL, DAMN!)

LMAO. Heavy lifter is the BEST

blackgirlsparadise:

tree-gasm:

bossybroads:

Please remember that being vegan is a privilege, and that judging anyone for not adopting such a lifestyle makes you a gaping asshole.

truuuueeeeeeee

Those people…..

blackgirlsparadise:

tree-gasm:

bossybroads:

Please remember that being vegan is a privilege, and that judging anyone for not adopting such a lifestyle makes you a gaping asshole.

truuuueeeeeeee

Those people…..